Help! I I Need Somebody!

Not just anybody.

You.

Here's my problem, which, now that I really stop and write about it, I realize, is your problem, too.

I'm an empathetic control freak. But I'm an empathetic control freak who doesn't know how anything works.

So, we, you and I, need two things from you:

1) Run everything properly, and
2) Don't ask me to help.

Anything else is sadistic of you, really.