Not Your Crazy Aunt Serenity's Green Party

Angry Uncle Frank-the-Trudeau-Hater's Green Party

So yeah, I'm enjoying Elizabeth May's messaging strategy, getting it out there to potential Green Party voters that their vote could help her prop up a Conservative Party of Canada government led by Andrew "Stephen Harper" Scheer.

Seriously, if he's not already, Justin Trudeau should be footing the bill for her messaging strategy team.

I'm not a REAL messaging strategist, but maybe the next step could be dinner in Moscow with Vladimir Putin. And then after that the launch of a social media campaign alleging a lack of chocolate milk in Canada's Food Guide may cause autism.