SAMS

1. I started writing this while CBC Radio was sharing a teaching moment ("All in a Day", the #1 choice of teen and young adults, er, I mean old people) about the perils of unprotected sex.

Because of antibiotic resistance.

So, CBC PSA, I guess: Stop having unprotected sex with people other than your partner of 20, 30, 40, 50, 60 years, CBC "All in a Day" listeners.

And stop having sex with him/her/they, too. What are you? A nymphomaniac?

2. Also, I think we need Donald Trump to have a reunion of The Apprentice so he can tell the entire viewing audience, "You're fired".

3.a)  Oh how I still loathe and despise those Bernie Bros. If Bernie Sanders had won there's no fucking way we'd be having the Mueller investigation (so 2 1/2 years of investigating how lousy with treasonous money laundering child sexual abusers the Trump & Friends show is) that now nobody can pretend didn't happen.

At least.

b) Of course, if Hillary Clinton had won, we wouldn't be having it, either. Because of the First Ol' Ball & Chain. (Full disclosure: I picture Hillary Clinton as Sam the Sheepdog and Bill Clinton as Ralph the Coyote in that Bugs Bunny cartoon: Hillary and Bill at Home.)

c) Theory: Bill Clinton's widely publicized "I'm being blackmailed because of kompromat" meeting on the tarmac with Loretta Lynch + James Comey's "Butter emails! Again!" were deliberately staged to make sure Hillary lost to Donald Trump. Bill because he was being blackmailed due to, at the very least, witnessing criminal activity in "Jeffrey Epstein's's" Sexual Abuse of Minors Society (SAMS) and not reporting it to the FBI (but he did way worse). And James Comey because the US Deep State (yes, Bernie Bros, you are correct, there is a US Deep State - praise be to the gods) wanted to show Americans that 1) Putin is fucking with their elections, 2) because he has so much kompromat on their overlords, 3) because they're a bunch of treasonous money laundering child sexual abusers.

Just like Putin but I guess Semion Mogilevich who has the kompromat on Putin just likes to watch.

d) Better late than never, I guess, for the Deep State to get on it. But Jesus Christ, seems pretty wrong to me, tracking the trafficking of girls (we're not hearing about the boys, for some reason, but since there were Republicans involved, too...) to rapists for decades on end before putting a foot down...