Cool

I'm cutting back on my "the world will end if we elect Andrew Scheer" schtick.

Why?

Because the Amazon is burning but the news is all about how the pictures being shared of it burning might be of some other out-of-control wildfire caus.

Fuck it. Toss those modern Liberals and bring back those old-fashioned Conservatives.

Also, Dear G7: Let Russia back in so we can all watch Trump hi-5 Putin because Bolsonaro set the Amazon on fire.

What do Russians think when they read people from countries that at least aren't run by the Russian mob

On a more local note, I finally feel like living in Ottawa is getting closer to living in a cool city.

Why?

Because Ottawa's lightrail system is operational September 14th.

Please, politicians - cool matters. Young people and financially literate people alike want cool.

And for the Amazon to not be burning.

A Reader Writes

Kidding, it's me, I read myself. But I wanted to share with you all a realization I had this morning re why I'm not joining Twitter - it's because I think I'm too good for it.

Imminent System Collapse Inc

I think we'll always be in a recession of sorts now that capital has replaced labour and all this blah blah from the media, corporate and otherwise, about imminent system collapse is just busywork clickbait for use by left and right parties trying to get into government so they can either nationalize or privatize more than Liberal parties do in government.

Myself I like owning a pipeline that gives me a stake in Canada's Energy Sands and I doubt very much that the NDP would have bought me one. For sure the CPC wouldn't have done. So I'm good.

Andrew Scheer Vs Canada 2019

There should be no such thing as a tax free savings account. I know people like them but I don't care. Grow up everybody and pay your taxes.

We live in a country where gay citizens are legally allowed to marry but Andrew Scheer opposes that right because he believes his God is opposed to it. We live in a country where pregnant girls and women have a legal right to abortion services but Andrew Scheer opposes that right because he believes his God is opposed to it. We live in a country where people on death's door have the right to ask for a physician assisted suicide - and it's not nearly enough - but Andrew Scheer even opposes that right because he believes his God is opposed to it.

We have legal weed but Andrew Scheer yadda yadda yadda God is opposed to it.

Ferchrissake, Andrew Scheer believes his God is opposed to people who worship a different God and to people who don't worship a God at all.

I really really really hope the citizens of this stupid country don't elect him Prime Minister.

Christmas Wish List

Just two things, no, three things, universe:

1)  Trump in prison with the whole gang before the end of 2019, because this is starting to look like there are just too many men in power who enjoy sexually assaulting people below the age of legal consent to take them all down and not upset the rotation of earth around the sun;
2)  Trump's big orange stupid face carved on top of the ground down faces of the other presidents on Mount Rushmore;
3)  Justin Trudeau is Prime Minister with a majority government (because fuck one issue parties - Liberals don't criminalize poverty and they don't cancel tree planting programs so go find another reason to be steal votes from Liberals so that Conservatives win and debase our country and everybody living in it again) - but - so embarrassed by all that ammo he handed to liberal Feminist haters on the left AND the right - that - he spends the next four years making it up to us - and then - passes the torch to... <drum roll, please ed.>  - Jody Wilson-Raybould (Raybauld?) and her friend Jane Philpott!

And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Annnd... It's Team Jody on a TKO from the Sidelines

Holy-o-fuck, eh? I was totally counting her down for the count (on top of her good friend, Jane Philpott), but Jody Wilson-Raybould (Raybauld?) has emerged triumphant from the ring - thanks to a a knock-out punch delivered from the sidelines by a rule stickling government appointee, straight to Justin Trudeau's whopper-telling jaw.

Haha. Expect that guy axed after the next election. No matter who wins - Justin "fire that little shit about the ethics stuff" Trudeau or Stephen "hang that little shit about the ethics stuff" Harper.

I mean, Andrew "hang that little shit's kids about the ethics stuff" Scheer.

Kidding! I kid. Why, I even know a guy who worked for Andrew Scheer, once upon a time. And he didn't say anything ever that would suggest to me there was even the remotest possibility of Andrew Scheer becoming Prime Minister of Canada.

Whatever. Who cares if he does. Fuck that ethics report guy.

Please, New Democrats and Greens, stop playing this game of chicken with the Liberals.

Stephen Harper's job - his fucking job - is to elect as many sexist, racist, homophobic despots in our global village as he can.

So... SCHTAAAP!

Orange Alert

Conservative politicians are starting to terrify me.