Crazy Shit Men Say

"I am personally opposed to abortion."

But you can't get pregnant, Andrew Scheer. So what you're actually opposed to is female persons living in Canada in 2019 having the legal right to terminate unwanted pregnancy caused by male persons - whether by accident or by force - safely and without financial penalty.

Use your words, please.

And there's nothing wrong with being a file clerk in an insurance office so why you would embellish it to broker is just bizarre. Every Canadian over 18 knows it's tough out there for anybody trying to get a foot in the paid work door and has been for decades. That you'd go from such a demoralizing experience to running for public office as a Conservative just shows that you didn't learn anything from it.

By the way, if you become Prime Minister and toss our physician assisted dying legislation instead of improving on it via expansion it will be a real shame. Had my mother known for several years before she finally qualified for it that she could have called her family around to see her out of this world with the assistance of a physician - at any time - it would have improved her quality of life significantly.

Jesus Christ I hope you lose.

In Other Words

Nancy Pelosi: "The Founding Fathers could never have imagined a president who claimed the Constitution empowered them to do what ever he or she wanted."

Donald Trump: "They did, though. Ask the religious people. They call me the Messiah of the United States. Some of my biggest supporters, the religious people. I love the religious people. And our Fathers. Nobody loves our Fathers like I do. But you know what I call Nancy Pelosi? I call her Not Nice Nancy. Because you know what? I liked Nancy. She's got money. Millions. Billions I've heard. But the fake news media, nobody ever goes after Not Nice Nancy's billions. Just me because I'm trying to bring peace."

Please, everybody - but especially Americans - the Founding Fathers would have voted for Donald Trump over John F. Kennedy because he was Catholic. Stop looking to the Founding Fathers for answers on Donald Trump. They did not foresee a situation whereby the Russian mob had taken over the Italian mob and was essentially the government of a freed Russia from the Soviet Union and that it would be electing presidents of the United States.

Oh my that was a mistake, eh? - the way the breakup of the Soviet Union went? Imagine how much better it would have been if Russia had gone socialist like Sweden instead of to whatever it went to.

But seriously, if Donald Trump doesn't end up in prison there's something wrong with the American justice system.

Not that ours is any hell.

Oh and thanks for ruining Canadian newspapers, Lord Black.

Red Scare at Swedish Teenager O'Clock

I think the smartest way forward re saving ourselves from our own filth is to stop trying to "get ahead". I mean, who are we trying to "get ahead" of, and what does it mean to "get ahead" anyway?

Of course, we don't need any more middle-class people, either, since middle-class people just increase our overall carbon footprint and vote Conservative.

Ugh. What a mess. The more wealth we have the bigger our carbon footprint and the more likely it is we'll vote Conservative.

On an unrelated note, I wonder how hard it would be for Greta Thunberg to turn the millennial vote Marxist. Like, if she wanted  to, and I'm not saying she does. Just, you know, I wonder.

Because if you ask me Marx's "each according to his ability, to each according to her needs" sounds about right.

Oh relax. Nobody ever does. Nor should they.

And They All Fall Down

Here it is, I guess: Ming Solenya Nethery

Hang 'em high.

Speaking of Treason

Why is Stephen Harper trying to tank Canadian markets all the time by giving speeches to Americans about how nobody wants to invest here? Like, is that legal? I mean, he was privy to all kinds of confidential information while he was Prime Minister of Canada, you'd think there'd be some kind of law, or at least a code of honour-

Haha - Stephen Harper - code of honour. Sorry, eh. I must have had rainbows and unicorns for breakfast.

Never mind.

From April 9, 2019 - Harper Shits on Canada in the US - Again

America, Land of Patriots

It's weird how the United States, what with that patriotism on steroids thing it has going on, can withstand so much treason. I mean, you'd think the thievery alone would have been enough for the Founding Fathers to rise from the dead, rip up the Constitution, and stomp back down to hell. But even daily televised treason with Vladimir Putin and a medley of mobsters doesn't seem to elicit much more than Americans dissing Nancy Pelosi online for seeming to base her strategy on that "driving to the Hamptons" episode of Seinfeld where Susan's parents out last George on his lie-a-thon about having a place in the Hamptons.

Black Like Conrad

So here's something to keep in mind if you bother reading convicted felon Conrad Black's hit piece on Justin Trudeau in the National Post - he and Barbara Amiel both show up in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book. As a couple, like.

Hey, I'm juss sayin'.