Multinational Corporate Billionaires Are As Mad As Hell and They're Not Going To Take It Anymore

So I feel like I'm living in an episode of Climate Change Ignorers R Us every time anybody with a microphone says anything about anything now.

The actual city of Ottawa, as opposed to the capital of Canada, experienced a monsoon yesterday.

Except the rain was snow because it's February.

Meanwhile, CBC just informed Ottawans that a convoy of citizens from Alberta is scheduled to arrive here by Tuesday, just when we might be getting a handle on this mess (and Tuesday being the busiest day of the week on public transit) to get federal help dealing with those 170,00 abandoned oil wells that have been polluting the landscape for decades.

Kidding!

They're coming to warn us latte sipping Liberal shirkers here in Ottawa that we need to do something about the Islamic Menace Gang from... Iran? trying to take over the Christian Samaritan Gang's turf in Alberta.

And everywhere. It's trying to take over everywhere.

Except Prince Edward Island because of the red-haired demons.

Kidding!

They're coming here because their bosses in China are telling their bosses here to send them to Ottawa to troll Justin Trudeau until he lets that Huawei spy go.

Kidding!

They're coming here because they want money because EI or social assistance isn't enough to live on if you're used to making a shit ton of money.

Offs, get in line, fake cowboys.