Just two things, no, three things, universe:
1) Trump in prison with the whole gang before the end of 2019, because this is starting to look like there are just too many men in power who enjoy sexually assaulting people below the age of legal consent to take them all down and not upset the rotation of earth around the sun;
2) Trump's big orange stupid face carved on top of the ground down faces of the other presidents on Mount Rushmore;
3) Justin Trudeau is Prime Minister with a majority government (because fuck one issue parties - Liberals don't criminalize poverty and they don't cancel tree planting programs so go find another reason to be steal votes from Liberals so that Conservatives win and debase our country and everybody living in it again) - but - so embarrassed by all that ammo he handed to liberal Feminist haters on the left AND the right - that - he spends the next four years making it up to us - and then - passes the torch to... <drum roll, please ed.> - Jody Wilson-Raybould (Raybauld?) and her friend Jane Philpott!
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
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