America, Land of Patriots

It's weird how the United States, what with that patriotism on steroids thing it has going on, can withstand so much treason. I mean, you'd think the thievery alone would have been enough for the Founding Fathers to rise from the dead, rip up the Constitution, and stomp back down to hell. But even daily televised treason with Vladimir Putin and a medley of mobsters doesn't seem to elicit much more than Americans dissing Nancy Pelosi online for seeming to base her strategy on that "driving to the Hamptons" episode of Seinfeld where Susan's parents out last George on his lie-a-thon about having a place in the Hamptons.