Please Somebody Alert CBC

I haven't watched any of it of course but I imagine our media coverage of the Republican Convention in no way suggests it's actually a fascist hoedown, a proudly broadcast threat to liberal democracy and statement of solidarity with the well-documented murderer of Russian democracy activists, journalists, and opposition leaders, Vladimir Putin.

Even CBC is both-sidesing democracy and fascism for some reason that escapes. Kind of makes me wish Trudeau would axe it now instead of waiting for Poilievre to do it. 

But I lit on something while looking at a photo of J.D. Vance, the Republican Party's chosen running mate for Donald Trump: He, too, wears make-up, including eyeliner, lipstick, and blush.

Look at a photo of him. You can see it. It's not the usual make-up of men on tv either.

It's the make-up of women.

A while ago, looking at a photo of our former Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, I noticed he wears a lot of it, too. You can plainly see it in the photo gracing the website of global fascism's laundromat, the IDU.

That's what I figure the IDU is, anyway, as I can't discern any other purpose for it.

He's my age, pretty much exactly, and I don't wear any make-up at all anymore. If anything, he's wearing even more than he did in middle-age, and that was a lot. It was so much, in fact, he had to bring his personal stylist along with him on his many travels while he was Prime Minister.

(And this is where I interject to say everything we were told by his advance man, Tom Flanagan, turned out to be bullshit. He's not modest, he's not humble, he's not a policy wonk. He's vain, arrogant, and a reckless idiot who locked us into a terrible trade deal with China. He didn't hate travel, he loved it. And money. He loves money. And I'll eat my hat if he ever talked tough to Putin because every single one of his actions indicates the exact opposite.)

Now, there's nothing wrong with men wearing make-up, of course, but I think it's noteworthy that they do when they're such haters of Drag Queens (as is their ideological leader, Vladimir Putin) and so, so, so jealous of women they essentially want to eliminate us from society, as is the goal of Men Going Their Own Way, the women-haters Pierre Poilievre recruited to his Conservative Party leadership campaign.

Do these men hate women because they want to BE women? Do they hate women because they're mad at mommy for however she didn't measure up?

Or do they hate women because we can choose to reproduce ourselves.

Or not.

Certainly it would explain their zeal in punishing us for our life creating choice by taking it away and putting themselves in charge of whether we do or don't reproduce.

Please note: The flip side of men eliminating abortion is men making it mandatory.

Nazis.

Please, somebody, alert CBC.