Wednesday, May 3, 2023

People Are Funny - Part Eleventy Seven

I don't understand why Canadians who aren't in favour of limping along with fusty ol' King Charles III as our Head of State, are also mad about him defying the Queen's deathbed decree that his long suffering true love, Camilla, just be Queen consort, not Queen.

Of course, even the Queen's beloved and chosen husband cousin, noted philanderer and racist quipper, Philip, only got to be her consort, no fool was the Queen to make a husband King in 1952.

Can you imagine how badly behaved Philip would've been as King? No serving girl safe anywhere in the Kingdom. Serving girls? Heck, the Queen would've been dodging his plots to supplant her with one left, right and centre.

If history proves anything it's never trust a man to love you more than he covets your Crown, or at least resents you for wearing it in public, when it's decreed he walk two paces behind it. So you.😬

Still, Elizabeth II went one better'n her namesake, Elizabeth I, who stayed single because it was the mid-1550s, ffs, and had her man, yes, but kept him firmly in his place, carousing behind her back in his affairs of the heart and away from the affairs of state. Or away from her Crown, anyway.

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Meanwhile, fusty ol' King Charles III, says "Pooh pooh to all that, Mummy - Camilla, shall be Queen." And all hell breaks loose. Even from Canadians who want to kibosh the whole thing anyway.

Pick a lane, rabble-rousers.😀

Meanwhile, this loyal subject says, "Bravo, King Chuckles". Because no one deserves to be Queen more than Camilla, in my commoner opinion. No one. Camilla totally earned it, sticking by Charles through their respective marriages all those decades. Imagine how hard it was for her, too:

Diana👸

Camilla👵

Then instead of supplanting ordinary Lady Diana 👰 remarried to Dodi Fayed 👤 (Jackie would've at least gone for his old man, Mohamed Al Fayed❤) she's stuck supplanting St. Diana the Most Beloved Princess since Cinderella:

Diana😇

Camilla👺

Really. Women can't win for losing so why do we try so fucking hard, eh? What will it take for us to wise up? Camilla finally gets her due - thanks to Prince Churlish - and NOW everybody's over the monarchy?😡

Well not on my watch, dammit.💂

Queen Camilla, long may she reign.💪

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