Friday, March 1, 2019

#DesperateHousehusbands

It will be funny if it turns out we've got the whole "women made men boring" thing backwards and it was actually men who stopped us all from still being swingin' singles down at the watering hole, eating fruit with our feet, and doing sweet fuck all from 9-5 and more of the same from 5-9.

Although I guess it's more likely the other way around, for all the good it does us now.

Bonus Entry: Things I Never Said To My Mother But Did Say To My Blond Companion

"I'll thank you to never buy this 'on special' bread again."

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