$$ for Degrees

Here's the thing, I went to the largest university in Canada and I didn't meet a single genius from the gutter there on scholarship.

Except maybe for one guy, an amateur boxer from up North my way who physically assaulted me at a residence party, went on to become a lawyer, either instigated or became embroiled in a shit ton of corruption, finally got charged with attempted murder of his girlfriend, may or may not have been convicted of it and actually done time in prison, and so on and so forth and more of the same etc etc.

He might have been on scholarship.

Everybody else was either of average intelligence from the plain old boring middle-class or slightly below average from Rosedale, the Annex, and Forest Hill.

Kidding. The rich kids were as average as we were, just more fucked up on drugs, I guess.

Dear parents: disposable income + teenage boy = drugs

Dear rich parents: more disposable income + teenage boy = more drugs

So kudos to rich parents who spend their money to buy their kids three or four years at Harvard to do drugs instead of just handing them the keys to the boardroom straight out of high school.

Also, rich people can buy whatever they want. So when it's not trafficked children to sexually assault, we should probably just thank them for their donation and give them an extra tax receipt.