Answer Me These Riddles Three

It was nice to hear from the Saviour of the Free World, Robert Mueller III, today, wasn't it?

Cripes, imagine being Robert Mueller III for the past two years. I mean, pressure much? You'd think he'd want to be cased in armour, too.

But if I was Robert Mueller III I think I'd have left us puzzling a little bit more:

"Let me sum up my report for you by paraphrasing the Good Witch, Glinda, to Dorothy in Oz, re tapping her red shoes together three times to get home to Kansas: "You've always had the power to get home, my dear, you just had to learn it by paying me to write a report to remind you that we have a democratic method for dealing with treasonous piece of shit criminals who get 'elected' POTUS."

Is it my lying eyes or did he look irked to be having to speak out loud into a microphone at a podium in Washington with every sentient being from everywhere across the world parsing his every word.

How either arrogant or modest is that, eh?

But imagine being Robert Mueller III in the 80s, all lantern jawed law and order Vietnam War hero, while Donald Trump, treasonous piece of shit criminal, is being glamorized on the nightly news.

That must have irked him some, eh?

Full disclosure: I've always had a vague awareness that Donald Trump existed but I had no idea, he's Don Cherry - but worse.

Not as bad?

Jesus. Can you imagine if Don Cherry was Prime Minister while Doug Ford is being Premier of Ontario and Donald Trump is being POTUS?

Count your fucking blessings, Dippers and Greens!

Which reminds me, -isn't it nice we can all console ourselves with the knowledge, as imparted to us by our socialist and libertarian bros betters, that Hillary would have been worse...